Text Jokes for Today
September 25, 2009
Bata:
Takot ako bunot ipin…
Doc:
Wag ka matakot, bigyan kita gamot pampatapang.
(bata inom gamot)
Doc:
O, tapang ka na?
Bata:
Sige! Galawin mo ipin ko, babasagin ko bungo mo!
photosource:
http://images04.olx.com.ph/ui/1/01/48/7179348_1.jpg
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SAYINGS TO LIVE BY:
1. Birds of the same feather are the same birds.
2. Do not do unto others what you can’t do.
3. An apple a day is not an apple at night.
4. When the cat is away, the mouse is alone.
5. If others can do it, don’t help.
6. Tell me who your friends are baka friends ko rin sila.
7. Early to bed and early to rise makes you sleepy in the afternoon.
8. Ang ilog na tahimik ay malalim, ang ilog na maingay may naglalaba.
photosource:
http://tarangkahan.bravehost.com/myPictures/paluan%20pics/naglalaba2.jpg
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INRITS YOUR BOCABOLARY:
by Dionisia Pacquiao
(UPDATED EDITION)
MOTOR KID – pag-ikot ni Manny sa Manila
CHECK IN – manok sa Mcdo
WIT – timbang
DUET – gawin mo
NOODLE – sagot kay Kris sa Deal or No Deal
QUOTES – tawag nya kay Freddie Roach
CAKE – sipa!
PANTS – suntok!
LEAP – kaliwa
hehehe!

photosource:
http://blogosphere.com.ph/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/dionisia-pacquiao.JPG
October 8th, 2009 at 2:15 am
wahahaha. LOL.